i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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