if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we made out on top of his cat.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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