There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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