i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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