I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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