I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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