Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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