I hate all girls vehemently.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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