I'm laying in your front yard are you home
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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