Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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