WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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