I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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