we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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