Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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