Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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