hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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