What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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