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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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