Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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