just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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