yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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