now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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