She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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