No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize