My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I deserve this hangover.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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