Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Too much gin, very little bucket
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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