The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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