never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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