It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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