the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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