You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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