i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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