Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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