We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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