Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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