How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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