beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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