When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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