So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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