are you still at the devil's house?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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