the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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