dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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