ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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