Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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