i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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