This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My cat gives me a boner
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I AM VODKA MAN
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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