what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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