He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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