he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My life is pants optional.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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