i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
handjob tips. give me some.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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